Thursday, March 27, 2008

Why are Men so Disgusting?

My house was pretty darn clean yesterday evening. I had cleaned all day.
So why, in the first hours of being up this morning, did I find the following:

1. Several BIG toenail clippings in the living room floor.

2. A sink full of water, facial hair and shaving cream. (Yes, the water was still there too.)

3. Dirt Boot tracks across my carpet.

4. A plate with pizza crusts and an empty beer can on the coffee table.


5. A pair of underwear on my front porch!



Dixie said...

The underwear on the porch would have lit a torch of pure evil in me. I would have gone the hell off on someone!!!